December 11th, 2011
Let me tell you why I love Newspaper…
Personally, this last week has been hellish. It’s nice to end the weekend with good food and great people.
Large Order of Chicken Carbonara from Buca di Beppo. nbd.
SHELTON, Y U NO CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS WIT US?! Fucking bastard.
We have so much #swaff it’s crazy!
We make up cool words like #swaff.
Sometimes, Joao has to go places and can’t tell us about it. We told him to livetweet it instead.
We’re all really boss at Secret Santa.
Got Lynde that wolf hat.
Had her sister, Madelyn, last year.
THE FUCKING ERIN HOTCHKISS WAS MY SECRET SANTA!
Look at all the amazing stuffs she got me.
A gift card to Fat Straws (nomz) and a gift card for iTunes and Heath Bars (I already ate one) and Almond Joys!
WHY CAN’T I HOLD ALL THESE GIFTS?!
Shout out to our Editor-in-Chief Erin! I love it all! AND I used that fancy app you told me about.
Of course, she can’t see this because she doesn’t follow me.
Gonna tweet her dis shit instead.
And that concludes Matthew’s Bullet List of Newspaper Frandship.

Let me tell you why I love Newspaper…

  • Personally, this last week has been hellish. It’s nice to end the weekend with good food and great people.
  • Large Order of Chicken Carbonara from Buca di Beppo. nbd.
  • SHELTON, Y U NO CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS WIT US?! Fucking bastard.
  • We have so much #swaff it’s crazy!
  • We make up cool words like #swaff.
  • Sometimes, Joao has to go places and can’t tell us about it. We told him to livetweet it instead.
  • We’re all really boss at Secret Santa.
  • Got Lynde that wolf hat.
  • Had her sister, Madelyn, last year.
  • THE FUCKING ERIN HOTCHKISS WAS MY SECRET SANTA!
  • Look at all the amazing stuffs she got me.
  • A gift card to Fat Straws (nomz) and a gift card for iTunes and Heath Bars (I already ate one) and Almond Joys!
  • WHY CAN’T I HOLD ALL THESE GIFTS?!
  • Shout out to our Editor-in-Chief Erin! I love it all! AND I used that fancy app you told me about.
  • Of course, she can’t see this because she doesn’t follow me.
  • Gonna tweet her dis shit instead.

And that concludes Matthew’s Bullet List of Newspaper Frandship.

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