Let me tell you why I love Newspaper…
- Personally, this last week has been hellish. It’s nice to end the weekend with good food and great people.
- Large Order of Chicken Carbonara from Buca di Beppo. nbd.
- SHELTON, Y U NO CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS WIT US?! Fucking bastard.
- We have so much #swaff it’s crazy!
- We make up cool words like #swaff.
- Sometimes, Joao has to go places and can’t tell us about it. We told him to livetweet it instead.
- We’re all really boss at Secret Santa.
- Got Lynde that wolf hat.
- Had her sister, Madelyn, last year.
- THE FUCKING ERIN HOTCHKISS WAS MY SECRET SANTA!
- Look at all the amazing stuffs she got me.
- A gift card to Fat Straws (nomz) and a gift card for iTunes and Heath Bars (I already ate one) and Almond Joys!
- WHY CAN’T I HOLD ALL THESE GIFTS?!
- Shout out to our Editor-in-Chief Erin! I love it all! AND I used that fancy app you told me about.
- Of course, she can’t see this because she doesn’t follow me.
- Gonna tweet her dis shit instead.
And that concludes Matthew’s Bullet List of Newspaper Frandship.